Wax Off

Wack off, masturbate. Made famous by Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid

Wax on, wax off

Bro hasn't gotten laid in months, he wax off a lot

by Bringthephunk October 15, 2020

wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

wax out

To take off very quickly. Better term for peeling out.

That person is so creepy! We need to wax out of here!

by jd;lgksd;lvmbs;bm May 24, 2017

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017