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Foley Walmart

A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019
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Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka
by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021
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Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019
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Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023
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