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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
by killfukmary October 10, 2014
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Gawk Walk

A stroll with the specific purpose of looking at other people. Specifically, a walk around a campground to look at other campers, campsites, and camping gear
Let's take a glass of wine and go for a gawk walk before doing the dishes.
by RoadmanFC June 19, 2017
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A Figure Walks

It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me
But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3
by Death Menace February 16, 2023
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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 18, 2010
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Sex Walk

A way of being. If you know, you know.
by luvsickdextr February 4, 2023
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Walking Food

Food that is better to eat walking while you are high.
Walking Food such as Sour Punch Straws
by Bwaaahhhhh November 25, 2009
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Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.
Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”
by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019
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