Valentines Day

THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE

Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed

by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022

Valentines day

That time when you got no love letters because nobody likes you

Kim: It's Valentines day!

Kris: It is?

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest

Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine

by Shmeels February 8, 2022

valentines day

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019