Valentina

Valentina is a decent person at first when you get to know her. She's very nice and sweet but, once you get to know her and you think of her as a good friend; and you start to care for her she doesn't let you worry for her. She's a fucking crybaby but its ok because she's a cool person. She might watch K-Dramas and b a Koreaboo and not watch anime but its ok because she's not that gay. She looks better with bangs and is so hot and makes me wet my pants. Shes also an e-girl.

Do you see that e-girl?
Yea her name is Valentina, wanna buy her?

by お尻の水 April 23, 2019

Kentucky Valentine

When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.

My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!

by herpderpingtonIII March 11, 2011

spencer vallentine

His actual name: Zeec. He accidentally Changed it to spencer vallentine.

A tik toker that loves to play guitar and loves montley crue and Nirvana. He also completes my rocker boyfriend. He has the most beautiful eyes and hair. Great style and humor. Just truly a badass who gives off major rodrick vibes.

My first and only tik tok crush 🥵

Guy: rock is such a terrible noise

Spencer Vallentine and rockers: you make me sick 😶

by I love axl ❤️ February 8, 2021

valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.

Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.

by One little hellian February 13, 2017

valentine's day

A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.

Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?

by mofoJO October 23, 2007

valentine strawberry heartz

A desert that has pound cake,3 strawberries, wip cream that covers all of it, and a quarter of a brownie.

For valentines day i made my five family members that includes me, a valentine strawberry heartz.

by Sirlankablue February 16, 2010

Valentine's Day

A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.

I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.

by IloveJCE April 11, 2012