Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010
Get the Twat slimemug. A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.
by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009
Get the Twat Cabbagemug. by thatnolachix January 2, 2015
Get the Twat Holemug. another word for tampon
by the official spydaman May 29, 2008
Get the twat cloggermug. #1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
Get the twat sockermug. by tbonejsumc May 18, 2011
Get the twat wormmug. 1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
by tommyO699 January 23, 2009
Get the twat monglermug.