Ture Zingmark

Famous meme overlord, master of the the yo mama jokes, conquerer of the undabbing.

He was Ture Zingmarking all over the place

by kallekarelin September 13, 2018

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

Ture the tousic

A nickname with the purpose of making fun of a Ture whose behaviour is very "tousic".

"Bro you're so tousic. You deserve a derigatory nickname."
"Wait what, seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. How about Ture the tousic?"

by RarisAndRovers October 25, 2018

Ture

When your friend tries to spell "True" but is inanely retarded.

Darren: The new BNHA movie was super good.

Jen: THATS SO TURE
Darren: ...I wanna die.

by DarnJackets November 1, 2018

Turbé

complete dumbass, iq of -12, wackass haircut

they’re such a turbé, smh

by bouttafinaglethisbagel December 17, 2018

Target

Term for a recreational marijuana dispensary used when traveling with a group of people for work; most of whom are squares. In general this occurs between the two people in the group who smoke.

Can also be used via work instant messenger to discuss such places in code.

Hey Gus; after we are done with work here I have to run to Target as I ran out of toothpaste. Did you want to come along?

by Webzombie March 4, 2019

Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019