Tristan syndrome

A waste of pengness

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019

Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.

Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”

by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018

Tristan Steiner

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan Steiner! I wish I could be like him.

by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 6, 2023

tristan

a arabic prick that is gay and that kills kids

"Tristan is a fat cunt in Africa"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Tristan

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.

His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome”

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”

by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021

tristan

retarded asf.

people named tristan are slow asf.

by aprillikespring March 11, 2022

tristan

tristan is a wonderful person, they will make sure you know that they care about you. Tristan is also someone who will listen to you and help you when you’re at your lowest. although they don’t think they are, tristan is someone who is gorgeous!

guy: bro tristan is so caring

another guy: yeah and they’re so pretty too

by sandy uwu March 7, 2021