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Ticketwanker

A uniformed issuer of fixed penalty notices, extremely eager, demonstrating ecstatic enjoyment of said practice, an overly enthusiastic pursuit of possible covert vehicular or travel violations.
Especially where a violation is not at all obvious.
Ticketwanker: Overly vigilant ticket wardens, for the placement of penalty notices on motor vehicles, this may involve following shoppers back to their cars and checking parking tickets while the vehicle is being loaded. Hiding out of sight to virtually entrap a hapless drivers motor with a wheel clamp, which could lead to the crushing of said device, upsetting the owner and providing heightened delight for the issuer. The pursuit and capture of fare dodgers on public transport is also valid for this definition, due to the disappointment shown when a train carriage or bus full of the traveling public does not provide anything but valid tickets, but the ecstatic behaviour comes into play when the hunt is successful.
by M.Cameron February 12, 2009
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Tricksta

A Player in dethecus who kills people in storm peaks too often
Tricksta kills AF
by Yogomon March 20, 2009
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Trickered

When you get tricked and then you are triggered af = trickered
Bella ~ omg Kaleb just song pranked me , he really tricked me.

Liz~ omg are you triggered?
Bella~ yes actually I am trickered !!
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Tricker

A male whore; a man who tricks woman and cheats
Don't trust him, he's a tricker
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Ticket

it means you have to murder the person they tell you to. Ticket is a referred to a toe tag. Not LSD or that other shit
Here's Juan Zs ticket
by Infamous92 April 25, 2020
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meal-ticket multiples

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.
Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.
by shwilla August 19, 2009
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VIP Ticket to Horny Jail

A ticket you can order from The Click's merch store. It can be used to show where you're headed.
I just got a VIP Ticket to Horny Jail! Time to go!
by Luna Kujo April 12, 2022
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