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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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total g

McGregor ko'd Aldo in just 13 seconds. He is a total G!
by Kaiser77 June 24, 2017
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Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.
Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...
by TexanStraightshooter123 October 16, 2019
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That's totally fugged bro

Human 1: did you hear that Bella pretended to like davids emotions for a month and then dumped him
Human 2: that's totally fugged bro
by That's totally fugged bro_-_ October 31, 2019
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