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TONY SMITH

1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality

This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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Tony Stark

(TO - NEE - STAH - RK)

"It is to produce a stream of semen that looks like Iron mans plasma beams"

This word orginates from the depths of Valhalla and is made by 'Sir Blackknees'
Tony:"Do you know how to Tony Stark"
Bucky:" Hell ye I do bbg"
Bucky *continues to Tony stark all over Tony*
by Niggafuckingsomenuts February 3, 2022
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Tony Roni

A redneck/white trash way of saying something is cool.
Redneck: Who’s lifted truck is parked in my driveway?
Guy: Ahh that’s mine.
Redneck: That’s Tony Roni brother.
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tony loya

Tony Loya is simply the best Mexican Artist no kizzy
by atown.jose September 29, 2021
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Tony Time

The peak of your existence. The time of which you will always remember and be fond of.
Bambi: bro…. I think me and the wife had the best time of our lives last night.
Lemón: that’s crazy, I think there is a name for that.
Tony (in the shadows): …… it’s tony time…..
by Senor Alen June 29, 2021
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Smilin Tony

A sexual act involving the release of the perpetrator's semen onto one's toothbrush, which is then used to brush the teeth of the lucky recipient.
1. I dropped a Smilin Tony on her so she wouldn't forget me.

2. I demand respect, the Smilin Tony gets me that respect.
by Hazledonkey October 31, 2009
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jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's
I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.
by Spoestche July 18, 2006
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