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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
mugGet the Brazilian Toastermug.

Toaster

When a thot fucks four brothers in the same fraternity
Kate is at it again, she is toaster bound!
by Odessa702 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Toastermug.

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters
jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022
mugGet the toaster traitormug.

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
by WPftw December 25, 2019
mugGet the atomic toastermug.

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009
mugGet the Taiwanese toastermug.

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.
1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.
by LampyLamp May 13, 2014
mugGet the Toaster Scrudelmug.

Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.
Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
mugGet the Nebraskan Toaster Strudelmug.

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