Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.

Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 01, 2016

the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

by diqbread January 02, 2016

porked out

To get to much dick

I'm so porked out

by 12e456u8rod March 05, 2015

pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland September 26, 2015

Knawing Pork

The act of eating. Verb

telephone call
'What are you doing?'

Not much, just got back from Knawing Pork at IHOP with the wife and ready to house some beers.

by Joe Cooler September 01, 2006

Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 12, 2016