pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

by amra July 10, 2006

Pound Years

When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.

Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"

Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."

Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"

by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 14, 2011

Pound Around

After putting the panties to the side, one usually pounds around.

"It was a mission to take off her panty so I had to pound around"

by realyhighclub October 16, 2014

down pound

When a male decides that life is no longer worth living, or that he is no longer interested in procreation or sexual pleasure of any kind; he engages in a unique and courageous act of self mutilation known as a "down pound". The act itself requires the male to sit on a chair or in a hunched position and then proceed to punch downward at his genitals, forcefully mashing and smashing his penis and balls until they no longer are of any use and in some extreme cases, no longer recognizable as genitalia.

In a drunken and distraught state of mind, John Henry took out his sexual frustrations by down pounding his frank and beans into a bloody mess. He regretted this decision almost immediately.

by Pablo Diablo 29 September 21, 2018

Private Pound

A private all girls school with mostly "dogs" that look like/have been from a pound.

"That school is a private pound man, there all dogs"

"That rot bitch is from the pound!"

by Shaw but nah May 19, 2009

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 19, 2019

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.

Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.

by Slippyslip December 09, 2010