School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

computer cum

Cum or other white liquid on a electronic device. That was either sprayed or manually put on there.

Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION

by Demtane June 10, 2017

computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.

Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!

by alexhasskills March 12, 2012

Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.

1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.

by 10001110001 January 12, 2006