rippin' titties

During an intense session of online video game play or a spirited sporting event if one player is dominating or on a successful streak of dominance.

"Dude, you just had a 40x combo youre fucking rippin' titties!"

by tguth521 August 27, 2009

griddle titties

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.

Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.

by zoophile gang July 19, 2012

popcorn titties

Titties so big they just be popping out of their dress.

You see that fine bitch over there?? She got popcorn titties and a rubber ass!

by kount blakula April 26, 2014

Water Faucet Titties

Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.

Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."

by His spawn September 29, 2012

titees

boobs

" d*mn she got some big ass titees"

by You're-Not-From-The-Hood-Nerds September 19, 2016

armor titties

Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.

Armor titties are fake titties.

Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.

Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.

Boy: Why are your boobs hard?

Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.

Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.

Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra

by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010