thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

thundering yoohoo

A person with a severe case of Diarrhea.

I've been thundering yoohoo since I ate that cheap Chinese food last night.

by Tyrell Lamont April 20, 2018

thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice

ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you

by Pendano August 21, 2009

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

thundering bitch

Sister in law who is a shit stirring c**t

I saw that thundering bitch on the street giving out to a group of people from the tidy towns committee who advised her she has parked in a disabled spot, she's not disabled

by Dogfan789 August 8, 2017

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

thunder nationals

1) When a person has thunder thighs that clap as loud as fans at the Thunder National game.

2) Thighs that bounce like a basketball.
3) Thunder thigh league

When asked if she had big thighs over the phone, Becky pronounced "Welcome to Thunder Nationals!"

by RainbowMudpie April 11, 2017