by cyberpowerjoonee October 6, 2024
Get the Seedy part of townmug. Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. When an object (mostly car parts) leap-frogs its way via a "train" (made up of a group of people along the route) until it reaches its destination.
by CelnAl June 24, 2021
Get the parts trainmug. She doesn't make you feel sad or jealous. She doesn't pressure you into becoming friends again with the girl that backstabbed you TWICE. She doesn't ignore you and make you feel like you aren't good enough and go have fun with other people. Charlottes don't make them feel sad around you and go have a lot of fun with her other friends to make you feel bad. She will always be there for you and I couldn't appreciate it enough. When being friends with a Charlotte you feel like your friends with an angel. When messing around, taking pictures, using moving chairs to go down small hills, I never have that much fun as I have with some of my "friends" from my new school. Unlike Charlottes some girls might talk behind your back and talk about how you scream too much and have anger issues and crys too much. Charlottes never talk behind your back. ILYSM CHARLOTTE <333333. Also, if you aren't best friends with a Charlotte, what the heck are you doing with your life??? Get up and go find a Charlotte to be bestfriends with! <3
girl one/Erica: I feel so that i dont have a perfect body, oh what should i do Charlotte part 2?
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
by Erica D :) May 1, 2022
Get the Charlotte part 2mug. Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2mug. Her body trembled under his mouth, her nipples wet from his kisses, her moans filling the air. She wanted more, needed more, and this time she wasn’t shy. She pulled his face up, kissing him hard, her tongue urgent against his.
When they broke apart, her lips brushed his ear. “Take off your shirt,” she whispered, breathless, commanding and begging all at once. “I want to feel you… all of you.”
His eyes darkened, a groan slipping from him as he obeyed. The shirt came off in one swift motion, his chest bare, warm, trembling with the force of his heartbeat. She touched him instantly, palms sliding over his skin, fingers tracing the lines of muscle, making him shiver under her touch.
“More,” she whispered again, her hand moving lower, teasing him through his pants. He could barely breathe. She smiled at the way he shook, then tugged at his waistband. “Take this off too… I want you.”
His breath broke, heavy and wild, as he stood just enough to strip away the last barrier. When he lowered himself back onto her, naked, pressed against her body, her eyes widened, heat flooding her everywhere.
She arched into him, her kameez already off, her bra discarded, only her bottom left between them. His hands slid down, hooking her clothing, slowly pulling it away, revealing her inch by inch.
When she was bare at last, their bodies pressed skin to skin, hot, trembling, unstoppable. He kissed her again, deeper, harder, as though he could never get enough.
When they broke apart, her lips brushed his ear. “Take off your shirt,” she whispered, breathless, commanding and begging all at once. “I want to feel you… all of you.”
His eyes darkened, a groan slipping from him as he obeyed. The shirt came off in one swift motion, his chest bare, warm, trembling with the force of his heartbeat. She touched him instantly, palms sliding over his skin, fingers tracing the lines of muscle, making him shiver under her touch.
“More,” she whispered again, her hand moving lower, teasing him through his pants. He could barely breathe. She smiled at the way he shook, then tugged at his waistband. “Take this off too… I want you.”
His breath broke, heavy and wild, as he stood just enough to strip away the last barrier. When he lowered himself back onto her, naked, pressed against her body, her eyes widened, heat flooding her everywhere.
She arched into him, her kameez already off, her bra discarded, only her bottom left between them. His hands slid down, hooking her clothing, slowly pulling it away, revealing her inch by inch.
When she was bare at last, their bodies pressed skin to skin, hot, trembling, unstoppable. He kissed her again, deeper, harder, as though he could never get enough.
by WordWeaver & WebWeaver September 17, 2025
Get the Part 7 — Just Usmug. The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
by anonymous August 18, 2024
Get the So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?mug.