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Black Cards

Band formed by former Fall Out Boy bass player Pete Wentz. He announced this band via his blog June 2010. Band members are Pete Wentz, Bebe Rexha, Nate Patterson and Spencer Peterson. They're signed to DecayDance Records, Pete's own record label.
Random person: 'Have you heard Pete Wentz's new band, Black Cards?'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'Yes, but FOB was waaaay better.'
Random person: 'I think you can't compare this music to Fall Out Boy. It's quite different.'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'You're right. I like it, the songs are kinda catchy.'
by monkeyy22 January 26, 2011
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Graphics Card

A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."
You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.
by Geek_Squad_999 July 24, 2017
mugGet the Graphics Cardmug.

Play cards

Having a weed session with 2 or more people.
Hey man, lets go play cards.

Last night we were playing some cards.
by Bretthieu Awesome June 16, 2006
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black card

A figurative allowance to say the word "nigger" or "nigga." Some people think they have it, but they don't.
Who gave DJ Khaled the black card? Oh, that's right he doesn't have one!
by Juh-rae rae February 27, 2008
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VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
by HHatss October 4, 2021
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wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.
Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.
by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014
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pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022
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