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moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face
I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.
by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022
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Goo-dgloo-loo-loo-loo

Taking your friends 22 inch dildo and giving your other friend a dry willie with it.
"Little D totaly freaked when I went Goo-dgloo-loo-loo"
by Beefy_Roller November 16, 2004
mugGet the Goo-dgloo-loo-loo-loomug.
Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.
Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.
by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019
mugGet the Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)mug.
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Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:

Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
by Player! October 5, 2007
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Goo Gobler

Hey your being a fucking Goo Gobler
by Slapnuts May 25, 2016
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Swamp-goo

The mix between pussy milk and swamp ass the occurs after hot, outdoor, sexual encounters
Last week I was at a Gator game and I fucked this girl in the Porto-potty, her swamp-goo got all over my pants and it won’t come out
by Mando delara June 28, 2024
mugGet the Swamp-goomug.

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