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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Grinding My Gears

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.
by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020
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truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
by Agencylament December 14, 2020
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Metal Gear Rex

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
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epic gear

shit you get in video games that's better than other shit you got in video games, because it's bigger, more menacing and kills shit faster
1: Dude, I got some epic gear in the last raid!
by rodzaj July 17, 2014
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All The Gear, No Idea

This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore
Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot
by Jeff Lightfoot April 15, 2024
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A gear

A very attractive woman who you’d like to fuck
Yoo did you see Rebecca? She’s a gear 🤤
by 1000Titties May 2, 2020
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