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by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

Flake

Unreliable Kid who tends to ditch on events.

Cameron: "Hey guys I can't come."
Guys: "Why?"
Cameron: "Gotta go to an Abandoned Farm"
Guys: "Why do you always flake on us."

by Barr69 January 13, 2017

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories

All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.

by Danlod July 18, 2017

Red Flake

Red flake is slang for a micro flaw in a person. Flaws that cannot truly be considered a red flag in person but still give a breif pause on people.

Keith wants little people as a cake topper. That's such a red flake.
Deborah likes to drink 3 shots of whisky before bed. It gives off red flake vibes

by A little Sus March 18, 2024

Flake

A flake is someone who makes plans with you but can never seem to follow through.

Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.

by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024