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Boy pickin in the Wrig 

Verb: When females set out to gain the interest of potential male suitors in the Wrigleyville area of Chicago. Assuredly receiving dinner/drink invites from handsome men. Can also be a bait and switch tactic where, once the invitation is accepted, the female substitutes a less attractive, sometimes heavy-set lady, to go in her place.
Male Suitor: I really would like the opportunity to take you to dinner. Do you like Gibsons Steakhouse?
Female Boy Picker: That sounds great. Should be a good time.
Male Suitor: Sweet, I'll sit at the bar to meet you. Should we say Wednesday at 8?
Female: See you then

Weds at 8pm
Female's friend: Didn't you have that date tonight?
Female: yeah but I was just Boy Pickin in the Wrig and I pulled a bait and switch with Aubrey. You know she hasn't had a date in months.
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Spots on the wall 

What remains after Shit hits the fan.
I awoke to spots on the wall, in a jail cell...
Spots on the wall by TQ-Striker April 27, 2009

Future Queen of the World 

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.
-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

Rub One Out Of The Way 

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

balls through the walls 

The limit as effort (x) approaches infinity of going 'balls to the walls'. When graphed, balls through the walls can be shown as a hyperbola approaching an asymptote. This asymptote represents the proverbial wall in which balls go 'to' and eventually 'through'.

Side effects of going balls through the walls are: excessive dehydration, headache, fever, fatigue, and most likely death. Those who survive going balls through the walls are either really lucky, or the absolute quintessence of badassary.
I was running the other day and I went balls through the walls; Cullen and Ty couldn't keep up.

I tried going as balls through the walls as Mennell, but then I ended up in the hospital. I'm lucky to be alive.

coco and stuff the watermelon 

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass

hehe into the wind 

Do something bad to someone without them knowing and laugh behind their back. Twitter complaining about him now.
The Angry (@NY_Wiseass): Michael Jackson was an asshole in “Remember the Time”
Kar L. Stine (@karyewest): Michael Jackson was an asshole in a lot of his videos. He’d step into the scene, flirt with a mans girl, cause chaos then hehe into the wind.
hehe into the wind by Peeo September 11, 2018