When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.
“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008
Get the two weeksmug. Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007
Get the two of spadesmug. An insult, basically a polite way of calling a person a cunt. Referred to in The Libertines song "What a Waster".
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
To give it a continental feel can be translated in German to 'Zwei Mark'.
by butterflyunderaglass January 8, 2006
Get the Two Bobmug. A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.
Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
by ChiekKief May 27, 2014
Get the two sidermug. Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018
Get the Two weekermug. 1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
by project noir July 6, 2011
Get the Two-zonemug. To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.
Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!
by Pete Pace July 3, 2008
Get the seventy twoedmug.