munch nugget

Breastfeeding baby that eats constantly. may keep you up all night demanding to eat. Also wants to eat every thing in sight.

Okay you little munch nugget, I am awake now.

The little munch nugget kept me up all night eating.

Look at that munch nugget go!

by foodsource July 11, 2009

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008

mr. nugget

The great amazing dude that really cares about people and is always there when you need him. He is also the food I think.

"I like to eat nuggets but I realize I'm eating Mr. Nugget" "Mr.nugget be worth 0.01 because he is uhh....I don’t know"

"Who?" "Mr nugget you look like a nugget"

by Bitter sweet Pepper October 27, 2020

cow nugget

Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit

What up cow nugget?

Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets

by Wickster November 29, 2015

Grundel Nugget

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.

Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.

by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011

Dookie Nugget

The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020