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I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!
I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.
by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023
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late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.
Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies
by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023
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late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.
Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies
by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023
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late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
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Late

Not meaning late as in not there on time but as in bad or trash.
Man that shit was late asf
by ROSHY530 December 22, 2022
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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
by Gabae333 January 9, 2023
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Late Nights with...

Usually an assortment of shows hosted during late hours relative to times on the west coast. Usually hosted by possibly depressed lunatics that have either had a full days rest or is heavily lacking rest and is up late attempting to spout psuedo-philosiphy, exaggerated scientific facts, and forceful personal opinions praying someone will tune in eyes and ears to pay attention.
During this time, I like to turn on my device and view the latest Late Nights with... for unknown reasoning besides "they talk funny and I listen and smile"
by DinhKappa July 11, 2017
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