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Lord Shit

Yo did you see that kid at the party last night shotgun a four loko while getting his dick sucked? Bro that was some fucking lord shit.
by big niggg February 12, 2019
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thread lord

One who creates a thread on a forum and continually posts comments after every reply. Most of said comments are useless, and are only an attempt to keep the thread going.
Forum_Poster313: Dude this thread is decent
Minge-bag25: Yeah, i know, i created it!
Minge-bag25: Any more stuff for my thread?
Minge-bag25: Hey forum poster, how's that thing of your's doing?
Forum_Poster313: Man, your being a total thread lord
by RJ Ford June 17, 2007
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Lust Lord

Jozz and Giselle sitting in skype talking sexy, in another chat program on push to talk
Damn jozz, turn it off push to talk. wait NVM i dont want to listen to you lust lords
by Ninjapete May 18, 2016
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Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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Lord Almighty

Lord Almighty also known as God or Yahowah/Adonai in Christianity, Judaism etc.

i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.

ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"

i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)

ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"
by Yahowah-Shammah March 4, 2019
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K-Lord

Short for Karen Lord. Basically, a player in an online game that constantly complains and whines about other players, regular threatening to report them to the mods/admins, much like a Karen demanding to speak to the store manager
That player's such a K-Lord, always complaining about others using scripts/macros and threatening to report them.
by Testicles McThunderdong February 21, 2023
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poo lord

The creator of space ham and time, and btw has really really really big shlong, gets all da babes, and kinda obese
Poo lord is da best
by Poo_lord8 January 19, 2021
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