Deck

To fall, trip or almost hurt yourself.

*trips over object; falls to ground*
Bruh, you just decked it!

by ZekeTheSinger October 17, 2015

Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

by -=v00d00=- March 19, 2024

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

deck

basically, it means you like hurt someone. so, you punch someone up! or like throw someone on the floor and beat the living shit out of you!

hunny, I wouldn’t fuck with that girl- the rock is her dad and he’d deck your ass.

by narutolover1243 October 20, 2018