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Tom brady

A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.

Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
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Brady Horton

Brady Horton-(Noun)
TWO DEFENITIONS
1. the actual guy
literally a god
2.This phrase is used when describing someone who is smart, funny.respectful, AND so attractive that when he breathes in your direction you cry
1.Alexis-"oh my god Brady's voice is so nice!"
Tiffany-" I know right he's so nice too he's not a trash boy like the rest of the guys in our grade!!!! " (that was shade)
2.Maddy- "Nate is SUCH A BRADY HORTON!'

Peyton-"Oh my god you're right!'
by EGG POACHERS AND ROASTERS January 19, 2018
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Brady Neal

To be utter dogshit at baseball go 0-5 and have an annoying ass family
by poptarts69 March 2, 2024
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Brady Murrell

Brady Murrell is HIM.
by Bmurr February 28, 2024
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Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.
"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."
by VisitorNY February 13, 2021
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Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting
hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;
by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024
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To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.
I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”
by Vane April 29, 2025
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