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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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beta

omg lejga ziga vodopivec, on je taki beta.
by smihelski pajdas May 4, 2022
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Beta

Andrew Tate. And anyone who agrees with him.
Did you hear that Jacob calls women bitches? He’s such a beta.
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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Beta

It's a fucking Greek letter, go do your "Betas" somewhere else
Jordan: Lmao look at that Beta over there. I bet he gets no bitches
Tyler: bro this ain't the Greek alphabet you fucking bozo
Jordan: :(
by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 22, 2023
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Beta

Man did you watch sydney in english?
Yeah! She's such a beta
by WOWugly September 29, 2021
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Beta

A guy who doesn’t love Emily Du because she toots too much
Billy was tired of her vicious toots and couldn’t deal with it anymore so in order to end this vicious stinky farting spree he had to put the relationship to an end. In the end, he felt happy but at what cost? He is now a beta
by TootsieEmz October 23, 2023
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A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.
Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta
by Pablo Picasso Finger Puppet November 22, 2024
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