bear's pears

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.

I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.

by DeadMichael February 6, 2018

Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.

I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole

by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021

Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.

Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.

by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003

sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

denzie bear

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and zelly man.

Just had an hour and a half conversation with the one and only Denzie Bear!

by tcm96 September 2, 2010

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

Ice bear

a white bear that lives in the ice caps or in captivity. commonly referred to as "polar bear"

The seal was caught and eaten by its most feared natural predator, the ice bear.

by MukBackwards November 13, 2011