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ninja toe

Male version of the female camel toe. Ninja toe forms in the groin area of men who wear pants or jeans that are too tight. The result is similar to the booties ninjas wear where the toes are split into one group of 2 and one group of 3. Camel toe is divided equally whereas the male anatomy forces an extra toe to either side-thus ninja toe.
That cowboy's Wranglers are so tight, he's sporting ninja toe.
by R. Simmons September 4, 2005
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Quim Ninja

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."
by Oz March 16, 2003
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sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.
Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.
by Freddie December 16, 2004
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Ninja Boots

Instead of camel toe, the word ninja boots is used. You can also give the ninja boot salute by bending your index and middle finger and move them up and down. The ninja boot salute, usually when you see one. Enjoy and use well.
Look at those ninja boots. Ninja boot salute. See above.
by kem two April 25, 2006
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Ninja Brother

Drew- YO NINJA BROTHER! FIIIIIIIIIIF~!
Brandon- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF!!!!!!
by Drew Mellas September 12, 2005
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Ninja loan

A Ninja Loan is a type of subprime loan. It was described as No Income, No Job, (and) no Assets loan because only things applicant had to show was his/her credit rating.

The phrase was coined by HCL Finance as a name for one of their finance products. They were especially prominent during the United States housing bubble of the 2000s but have gained wider notoriety due to the subprime mortgage crisis in July/August 2007 as a prime example of poor lending practices2. The term grew in usage during the 2008 financial crisis as the sub prime mortgage crisis was blamed on such loans. It works on two levels - as an acronym; and allusion to the fact that ninja loans are often defaulted on, with the borrower disappearing like a ninja.
Business dude 1: "Hey did you hear? Mike borrowed 50 grands then took off for Columbia!"
Business dude 2: "Haha, I expected that; he sure pulled off a nice ninja loan!"
by Leingod March 24, 2010
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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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