Aj the ape

Sexy ass mf named AJ Jardine

AJ the ape loves to swing his meat in my throat

by Aj the ape January 14, 2021

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Cliff Ape

A Slur used in south eastern Ohio to describe someone from West Virginia. Typically used to describe ignorance or redneck behavior.

She’s your cousin you damn cliff ape.

by Ranch Dubouis November 12, 2018

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019