temperal

1: Refers to a delicate situation where the climate can switch from passive to aggressive abruptly.

2: New England weather - can change at any second.

3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.

P1: "Uh-oh... a gang of Skinheads just arrived here and there's already a gang of Black Panthers over there!"

P2: "Shit nigga, this shit just got temperal up in this piece!!"

P3: "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID NIGGA?!?!"

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!! (blood bath)

by thaaJigga February 3, 2010

tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

by The Wald September 18, 2013

tempath

someone who is so distracted as to feel you for only a moment and subsequently forgets and moves on to other things.

"That chick said she knew where my heart lies and then walked away... what a f**king tempath!"

by ZiGZaG April 26, 2014

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014

tempermenstral

(adj.) easily upset or irritated; excitable; volatile; typically during your wife/girlfriend's "time of the month".

Just because I slept with your sister, there is no reason to get all tempermenstral!

by 1TGUY April 24, 2014

Temperature Chemistry

Temperature chemistry is the most important attribute in relationships. It is important that if you're hot ;) your significant other is cold to bring balance into the relationship. That is how you know you are meant for each other. Same if you're cold your partner can comfort you if their temperature is hot that is what you call temperature chemistry.

We have amazing temperature chemistry!

by Klova December 8, 2015

tempfuck

When your significant other is away and you need to satisfy the need with someone else.

Bae is away on bidness...I needs to call my tempfuck.

by TherealNicevox February 29, 2016