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To drastically and emotionally plead with a male penis to stay erect. Typically used between 11pm and 2am, but is often appropriate to be used earlier depending on the abv of the affected.
I had to myself tell up just 3 minutes in and then I knew I wasn’t gonna get another date with her.
by ED sage April 21, 2023
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let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle
let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!
by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022
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(phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)

A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.

Used when:

A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.

Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.

You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.

Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.

Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”

Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”

During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.
"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better
the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"
by John durant December 25, 2023
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