tap

tap means (besides "tap that ass")any verb! instead of can you hand me that... can you tap me that...

can you tap me that pen please?

by Mike November 6, 2004

Tap the Turkey

The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate

Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"

by Moop December 4, 2004

sac tap

a tap of the sac causing a fair amount of discomfort to a man, but found amusing in context by girls

aleeza found the word "sac tap" funny, but chris cringed in pain

by leoultron May 31, 2007

Fag Tap

When a homosexual man delicately slaps a heterosexual man.

MAN: Nguyen, go ahead and slap Adams.....**Gingerly taps**
MAN: Don't "FAG TAP" him, slap him.

by Siggy352 March 2, 2023

Love Tap

When you slap a women’s head with your big massive cock! Oh you cutie patootie

LUKAH love tapped Renee, she really enjoyed his MASSIVE COCK slapping her until she was unconscious.

by TakisSupreme August 30, 2023

The Gentlemen's Tap

An efficient gesture of respect

While receiving oral sexual intercourse, when the male partner is almost there, he should tap her/him gently on the shoulder, to let the other know.

James: Shannon doesn't really like semen and I respect her wishes

Oliver: But what do you do when she's giving you head?

James: Oh , easy i just use the Gentlemen's tap

by Indy from Belgium September 11, 2012

tapped into The Borg

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

by Padby February 23, 2009