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day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
by manfredmanley August 19, 2015
mugGet the day's leavingsmug.

we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now
by Spicepapi July 6, 2021
mugGet the we are leaving nowmug.

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
mugGet the mustard all over his leaving friendmug.

reverse irish leave

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.
by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009
mugGet the reverse irish leavemug.

chronic leaves

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves
Oh word?”
by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
mugGet the chronic leavesmug.

Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away
Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed
by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021
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Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.
'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'
by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024
mugGet the Pig leavemug.

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