freedom head

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.

My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.

by DTOMConfederate July 5, 2017

freedoms

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017

Freedom cluster

A cluster of COVID-19 infections caused by people ignoring public safety measures in the name of freedom.

Another freedom cluster sprang up near the site of a stay-at-home protest two weeks later.

by eroombob May 24, 2020

Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.

Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"

by 15thtexas1 December 6, 2021

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

prisoner of freedom

A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.

Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 14, 2023