Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe
dude did you just see ur mums spud toe
by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012
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Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe
Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!
by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017
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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.
BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...
by LoudMann June 06, 2012
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soupy toes

The gross greasy slippery feeling of your toes after wearing your sneakers all day without socks on.

Pulling your feet out and having the insert of your shoe stuck to your toes.
I ran out of clean socks on Friday and had to go commando. By 10am I had such soupy toes, my sweaty feet were sliding all over inside my sneakers. it was a gross and greasy feeling and I had to toss my sneakers out.
by Howie-B April 04, 2020
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Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.
Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!
by Devilbones July 24, 2009
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hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
by Glen W. June 22, 2005
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