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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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fun-night-stand

a short term amorous encounter that neither party regrets the next day

(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')
"yeah it was a one-off thing, just a fun-night-stand"

"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"

"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"
by Merchant M October 24, 2013
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stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!
by LikeABawse March 27, 2015
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Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM
"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"
by Final Dick June 13, 2018
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Louisiana Hotdog Stand

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.
"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "
by 4Evers June 14, 2018
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Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand
“Your a nipple in a tree stand
by Your a May 31, 2018
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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 22, 2020
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