Life

A big ol' mistake

"Doesn't it suck to be alive" she asked
"yeah. Life is a mistake" he responded

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson January 23, 2018

Life

WELP. YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT LIFE IS?!

Me: Hey bro, how's life? I hear it's great.
Friend: Stalker.

by unicornprincesse March 9, 2018

Life

Life is basically an unfair game first you get born and then you have to try and learn how to talk and walk and listen and all the pressure is constantly on you and then when you get older your expected to do things others cant even though you don't want to do those things then at the end of life youre depended on to not die and stay alive and all the pressure is on you and when you die you are forgotten and never loved again screw life.

Life is so unfair

by SAVAGE BITCH NIGGA October 30, 2017

Life

Terminal, Ends with the so called "Death". I don't have one.

A: Do you have a life?
B: No
A: That means you will not die?
B: I have a life, just a boring one.

by ElectrodeYT January 24, 2017

Life

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure.

Life is fucked up

by Trumpster April 28, 2017

Life

In the beginning, a magic dice rolls and decided what life your put into. After that your stuck with those people and then go to hell if you don’t know Jesus.

I’ve been abused all my life, I never been taught who Jesus is and now I’m in hell.

by Buddha’s Messenger June 26, 2018

life

Love=Infinity

Life=Love

I love life!

by OG of boredom June 19, 2018