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David

David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.
by geener weener April 28, 2020
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David

All david's are cute and kool.
Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!
by NotDavidOkay August 24, 2020
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David

He’s and awesome guy he likes this girl in his class her name is salome and he wants her to be his girl but he doesn’t think it will be possible
David is involve with salome
by DontGetToMeOrYourDone October 17, 2019
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David

Ahh a David is just so... words could never explain this incredible human being. He is so sweet and considerate to others. He puts everyone before himself which makes him so special. He is so loyal. His eyes you could stare at them forever,well at least I did. They have such a beautiful essence to them its breathtaking. He is the most hardworking guy I know. Once hes passionate ab something he is so devoted and committed to it,just how he is with his girl. He'll make you feel so special,wanted,beautiful,and loved. He makes you feel like...like...home. He makes you feel safe too. Having him in your life is a true blessing. He'll put himself in pain just so that you are ok and happy. Love him with all your heart i promise you,you wont regret it.
David well lets just say shrimp
by Deer woman March 16, 2021
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David

David is ya'know a great friends he is kinda gay but what the hell. Everyone knows who he is, but he gets shy about weiner, yes. David also reffered to as Davo is the biggest fan of Ajit Pai
David: I love CuM, bruhs
Girl: me too
guy: oh no
by Cum_mAn June 1, 2020
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David

Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
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David

DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
by spiritualslut July 2, 2019
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