American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

let it swim

The act of ejaculating a lot uncontrollably during intercourse. The semen covers the partners entire body as if they are "swimming" in semen.

"I was fucking my wife last night and there was so much semen we let it swim."

(during intercourse)
Man: "Ohhh there's so much semen!!!"

Woman: "Just let it swim hun"

booty semen sex penis vagina let it swim

by TheRev31415 March 20, 2014

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

GREENVILLE SWIM

By far the worst team since Caden lecklider left in 2023 and you have cocky ass people on the team such as Andy miller and Sam Condon, the coaches: Mollie Mendoza and pablo badell you also have people that they think their better then everyone and Owen tamplin who can’t do breast stroke

Greenville swim

by The one and done 0938019 February 11, 2024

Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)

Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”

by coralinasds May 16, 2019

don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025