phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021

Taylor Swift

1)Not Betty
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation

Who needs therapy when you have Taylor Swift

by SwiftieornothereIcum February 24, 2022

joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean

"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"

by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.

Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.

by LHY100 December 3, 2022

Taylor swift

the worst music artist that has ever existed

“have u heard taylor swift made another song, pretty shit isn’t it”

by calizephyr July 24, 2024

Taylor Swift

The most amazing creative singer ever known to man.

Girl 1: Katy perry is the best
Girl 2: No taylor swift is the best singer ever.
Girl 1: Yeah your right.

by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016