texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.

Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?

by turbocajpin February 04, 2025

Mexican Sweater

Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.

I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.

by Entrapment Evasion 101 April 11, 2022

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

growing a sweater

When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.

Tommy: Dude are you cold or something?

Jim: Yeah man! Look, I'm totally growing a sweater.

by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013

Champion Sweater

The uncircumcised skin of your penis.

I stil got my champion Sweater how about you.

by Gook Chink July 27, 2018

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024