sweater sweat

The sweat you got from a sweater in the heat.

Guy 1: It’s fucking hot in here dude.
Guy 2: Well take off your sweater you shitbag!
Guy 1: Dude, I got sweater sweat!
Guy 2: Nice.

by Fucking Nig- July 19, 2018

Sweater

An article of clothing that your mother makes you wear whenever she is cold.

Son comes inside, from riding his bike, to get a drink of water.

Son: "Mom I'm going back out to ride with my friends."
Mom: " Get back here young man. It's cold out there. You are not going back out until you put this sweater on."
Son: But mom! It's 68° and I'll be too hot.

Mom: You will. Not go back out without wearing this. End of story.

Son: OK Mom.

by T0my2T0n3 November 30, 2017

Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.

Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.

by j5hrp April 7, 2011

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.

"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"

by vesperlynd April 22, 2017

red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.

i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater

by 141ello December 30, 2016