Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Eve

Eve is the best type of girl to have, her gawk gawk game is out of this world, she has the most pretty eyes you could ever stare into too, you should cherish every moment with eve because every moment is worth a million pound. Eve is also a smart funny and intelligent girl although it may not always seem like it! Keep your eve close and love her with all your heart

Hey man did you see eves fat dumpy
Yeah man! That shit had recoil!

by Big booty L February 1, 2023

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

eve

hottest girl ever.

shit shes an eve.

by ediebo June 12, 2022

Eve Carter

Daughter of rapper Playboi carti, as confirmed in ‘H00DBYAIR’ (“24 when i had onyx, 27 when i had eve”)

Yo, u heard carti got another kid? Eve Carter

by ig-_.00.lukas December 19, 2023

Eve

This girl is usually a loud girl who loves her friends. She loves shopping and is quite a worrier. She usually has a sister but thinks she is better than them.

Person 1; look at her and her friends!
Person 2; she’s such an eve

by Ash the bash March 12, 2020

Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"

"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."

by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018