Straight as a roundabout

Obviously homosexual

He is as straight as a roundabout!

by Magicmcgee15 September 22, 2010

straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

by romid October 26, 2013

straightish

Someone who is 'straightish' is someone that is straight as far as the normal beholder, but has sex with the same gender behind closed doors on a regular basis. One can seem (and be therefore deemed) straightish, or it may have been proven.

"His outfit is perfect! Is he gay?"
"I mean... he's straightish."

or...

"I'd love to suck him."
"He's straight.."
"Ehh... ish."

by Jordan_B February 28, 2010

straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.

Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real

by staff September 6, 2005

Straight Edge

Straight Edge is NOT something to do just because everyone else is doing it... Straight Edge is a lifestyle. You live the sraight edge way:
XNo smoking
XNo Drugs
XNo alochol
XNo casual sex
you do not have to be a certian "label" to be straight edge!

No drinking, no casual sex, no smoking, no drugs... just have fun being Straight Edge!

by xXxPrincess September 21, 2005

i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled

I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!

by mike rekola September 5, 2008

straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.

Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.

by Jules88 January 8, 2012