give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021

The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

this behemoth sentence is your mom

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by hudfgdfvgdgnlkjf d; July 1, 2022

Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

Smells amazing and I use it every day

I use Lysol spray Japanese rain scent

by BearLovesToLoaf January 12, 2023

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Robux-Scam Sentence

This sentence is a Scam where some young children click on those links thinking they got Free Robux. They usually appear in Groups but rarely appear in games like: adopt me, brookhaven, livetopia, arsenal, rp games, military games, etc

Person 1: Hey! I got hacked by some bot typing "Omg i just recieved 1M Robux from this website: blah blah blah"
Person 2, Person 3: Aw, that sucks.
A random bot: Omg i just recieved 1M+ Robux from this game: (insert scam website)! Get it now before it's too late, it's verified by the Roblox Community! (insert money emojis)
Person 1: omg you greedy scammer.
Person 2: The scam is called: Robux-Scam Sentence

by At the Bridges August 11, 2023

the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

Pedro Martinez

Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

by SA Panther August 25, 2023