Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.

person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"

by EskimoJAK March 17, 2011

The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.

Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.

by xottas May 19, 2022

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

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by quartz89 February 11, 2022

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.

Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

by The guy who fuq MrMike momma April 22, 2017

The world is the ultimate stand

"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.

Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!

by Hmmithink123 May 14, 2021