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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
mugGet the new jersey spongemug.

Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
by tiredchart April 2, 2021
mugGet the Spongemug.

sponge

used for insulting people. it’s similar to the word idiot except less offensive.
smh, thomas, you fucking sponge.
by fluteblower2000 March 11, 2018
mugGet the spongemug.

Vibe-Sponge

Person who derives happiness from the good vibes of others surround them
I'm Vibe-sponge man
by errmoji December 31, 2021
mugGet the Vibe-Spongemug.

Fun sponge

Noun. A woman named amber is a fun sponge . Takes the fun out of everything
by Suck me cock May 13, 2022
mugGet the Fun spongemug.

Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge
by Congressmen February 9, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Spongemug.

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